- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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