Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A storm be brewin!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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