What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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A man walks into a bar

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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