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A man walks into a bar. The initial impact knocks him violently to the ground, where he lies gasping in agony. Flustered and in a state of psychological shock, he shakily reaches up and touches his head in an attempt to asses the damage he has sustained and establish the seriousness of the situation. He lets out a resigned whimper when he realises his hands are stained a deep red. More blood gushes in torrents from his left temple, and the man chokes on his vomit as he writhes on the ground uncontrollably, incessant waves of pain washing over him. The protruding metal bar left so carelessly in his path has done a lot more damage than the man is aware of. His skull has been shattered in several places and he has suffered additional fractures to his cheek bone and jaw. Also, the sheer force at which the man has collided with the bar means that he is severely concussed and the onset of brain haemorrhage is becoming very likely. Brain haemorrhage is a very common cause of strokes and, if left untreated, the bleed will almost certainly kill the man in later life. However, the chances of the man reaching this stage in his life are now almost non-existent. He is losing copious volumes of blood from the wounds sustained to his face, and is becoming weaker by the second. He needs a blood transfusion immediately if he is to live. But nobody is there to go to his aid. The harsh reality is, he is doomed...

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

Sarah Palin.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Jovan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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