What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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