- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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