How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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