A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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