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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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