- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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