- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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