- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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