- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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