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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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