- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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