What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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