Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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