Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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RUN

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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