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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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