One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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