Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Justin Bieber.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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