- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

You know whats annoying? Steve

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Knock knock Go away

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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