- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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