What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Women's rights.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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