Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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I have a horse.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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