wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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