- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Emily Walker.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Yellow People !!

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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