- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Emily Walker.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

The child was fired from his job.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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