- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If life gives you lemonade.

Flowers are colors Love me

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

12 in general

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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