Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A whole 'nother.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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