- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

hers a joke... japanese people

Eric is gay Ha

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

And you honored it I see :P

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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