- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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