What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why? Because.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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hi jonny

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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