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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Yellow People !!

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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