what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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