- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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