What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Women's rights

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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