Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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star wars kid

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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