What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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