What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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