- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Get up Look in the mirror

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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