- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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