- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Potassium? K.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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