- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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