A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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