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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Roses are red Im adopted

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

The Blonde walked into a wall.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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