- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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