- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Colin is gay but toasters are not

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

A man goes to the potty.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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