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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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