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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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