Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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woman's rights

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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