Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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hi

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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