- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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