What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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