- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

bite me

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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