What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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