Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Your Mother

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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