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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

An Asian with a big dick.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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