- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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