Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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