Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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