Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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