I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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