- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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