What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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