how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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