- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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