knock,knock you suck

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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