- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

nickel back

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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