Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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time to spruce up!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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