- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

tea with milk?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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