Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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