- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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