- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

woman's rights

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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