A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A fat guy!

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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