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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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