Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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