- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

your mom.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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