Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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poo

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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12 in general

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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