What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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