How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Jesus Christ

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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