An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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guess what what ...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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