Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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YOU

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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I'm tired.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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