- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

why did the blue berry cross the road

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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