Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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woman's rights

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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