- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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