- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

knock knock who's there ?

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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