- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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