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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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