What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Homo say what?

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What's one plus one? two.

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I <3 Hitler

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's up? Your time.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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