- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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