- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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