- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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