Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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