Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Jesus Christ

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Yellow People !!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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