A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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