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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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