It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A pope meets another one

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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A guy walks into a bar

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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