Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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