- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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