What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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