What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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