- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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