What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Your girlfriend.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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