Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Rylan Clark

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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