breasts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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