Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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