Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whos on the right track? lady gaga

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

My spelling is horrible

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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