They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I'm homeless.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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