What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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