Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do I hate? people

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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