What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Robin, get in the car!

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

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