- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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