What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

why is pie good. because it just is.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

why was the cat black it was a black cat

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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