- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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