- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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