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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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