- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Wait! hundred billions!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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