What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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