have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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