- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??