- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Equal rights!

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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