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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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