- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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