Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Bitch

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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