A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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