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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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