- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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