What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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