- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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