What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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