- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Refridgerator.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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