Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What is green and slow Grass.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How old are you? 7

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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