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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

David Cameron

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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