Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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sadf

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Black people stink of shite!

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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