- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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