- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Fat? Jesse Z

What is life? Paul.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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