What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Turkey Balls

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Bob Saget that is all

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

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