Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

That's illegal What? Your mom

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

How come grilled cheese?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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