- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What long black and tasty? Licorice

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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