whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

quantum physics?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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