What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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deez nuts

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Anti Joke

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