- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A gay man watches football.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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