What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Gus's mom

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Anti Joke

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