One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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