- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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