Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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bite me

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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