Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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