what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Cancer

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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