- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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