What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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