Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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