A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Dumbledore dies.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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