What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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