How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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