- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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