A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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