- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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