The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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