What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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