- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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