Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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read me write me

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Internet Explorer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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first

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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su algato es en fuego

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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