What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

He--Hey guys

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

penis. nuff said.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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