- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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