What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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