- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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