What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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