- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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