- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

I will create more jobs for americans

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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