Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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