Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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