- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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