A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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