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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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