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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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