- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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