- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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