How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

a black man pays his child support

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

My jeans

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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