How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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a black man pays his child support

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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My jeans

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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