- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

This is an anti-joke.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A baby seal walks into a club.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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