- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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