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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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