- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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