- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Take part of what?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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