while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Cheese

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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