y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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