3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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