What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A guy walks into a bar

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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