- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

j.p. is dumb

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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