- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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