- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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