- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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