- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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