what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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