Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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