- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

. . I am a whale

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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