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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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