- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Get on the boat.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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