What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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