What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What is my name? I dont know

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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