Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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You are joking right?

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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