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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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