- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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