- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A women left the kitchen.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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