- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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