- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

feminism

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Refridgerator.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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