- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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