- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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