Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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